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Kids in Church!
3-year-old, Reese:
“Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name.
Amen.”
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A little boy was overheard
praying:
“Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t
worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am.”
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A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready
to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her
what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, ”Thou
shall not take the covers off the neighbor’s wife.”
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After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all
the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three
times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied,
”That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian
home, and I wanted to stay with you guys.”
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I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord’s
Prayer for several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the
lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with
pride as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end of the
prayer:
“Lead us not into temptation,” she prayed, “but deliver
us some E-mail.
Amen.”
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and one particular four-year-old prayed, “And forgive us our trash
baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.”
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A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on the way
to church service, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”
One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.”
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Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together
in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big
sister had had enough. You’re not supposed to talk
out loud in church.” “Why? Who’s going to stop me?”
Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, “See
those two men standing by the door? They’re hushers.”
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan 3. The
boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother
saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. “If Jesus were sitting
here, He would say, ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I
can wait.’” Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
“Ryan, you be Jesus!”
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A father was at the beach with his children when the four- year-old
son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where
a seagull lay dead in the sand. “Daddy, what happened to him?”
the son asked. “He died and went to Heaven,” the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said, “Did God throw him back
down?”
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A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, he turned to their
six-year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?”
“I wouldn’t know what to say,” the girl replied. “Just
say what you hear Mommy say,” the wife answered. The
daughter bowed her head and said, “Lord, why on earth did I invite
all these people to dinner?”
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