Road Rage

Two cars were waiting at a stop light. The light turned green, but
the man in the front car didn't notice. The woman in the car behind him
starts pounding on her steering wheel and yelling for the man to move. The
man doesn't move, and the woman goes ballistic inside her car...ranting
and raving, pounding on her steering wheel and dash. The light then turns
yellow, and the woman blows her horn longer, gesturing with one finger and
screaming curses at the man. The man, upon hearing the commotion, looks
up... sees the yellow light...and accelerates through the intersection as
the light turns red. By now the woman is beside herself, screaming in
frustration having missed her chance to pass through the intersection. As
she is in mid-rant, she hears a tap on her window and turns to look into
the barrel of a gun held by a very serious looking policeman. He tells her
to shut off her car while keeping both hands in sight. She complies,
speechless at what is happening.
After shutting the engine, the policeman orders her to exit the car
with her hands up. She gets out, and at his orders, turns and places her
hands on her car roof, upon which the officer quickly hand-cuffs and
hustles her into the patrol car. Too bewildered by this chain of events to
ask any questions, she is driven to the police stations where she is
fingerprinted, searched, booked and placed in a cell.

After a few hours, a policeman approaches the cell and opens the door
for her. He escorts here back to the booking desk where the original
officer is waiting with her personal belongings. After returning them to
her he says, "I'm really sorry for this mistake, but you see, I pulled up
behind your car as you were blowing your horn, gesturing with your finger
and cussing a blue streak at the car in front of you. And when I noticed
the "What Would Jesus Do" and "Follow Me to Sunday School" bumper
stickers, the "Choose Life" license plate holder and the chrome-plated
Christian fish emblem on the trunk, I naturally assumed you'd stolen the
car."

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